Thursday, September 15, 2005

Stupid Questions That People Ask

1. Do you work here?
People are always asking me this question as i walk around with my name badget.

2. Oh, wow you're still here?
I love this one, sometimes i feel like just telling people that i'm a ghost and i'm not really here.

3. What are you doing?
What the fuck do you think i'm doing at 4am Daisy?

4. Can i use LINK? (LINK is the welfare system in illinois)
Bitch, yeah sell your name brand clothes and $20 nails, and maybe you will have enough money for all your kids. Or even better ask the fathers kids...if you know who they are.

5. Are you all closed?
No people we just like to lock the doors.

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