LOST COAT

"Freak"!!! It's 40F degrees here in Chicago today and i lost my coat. I was running around my house this morning like a chicken without it's head looking for my coat. I don't remember where in the world i left it, shit maybe i took it to the cleaners and never picked it up. According to the Weather channel it's 50F but it feels like like 40F, because of the wind and all. I wish i was somewhere down south, where it's warmer, hey that's a good idea what if i move down there? So does anyone know where i can get a good coat this winter? Lol maybe i will just quilt one up myself.